So, Andrew Little sent me an email…

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

” I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

I have never before had email relations with “that man” so was a little surprised when Andrew Little sent me an email. He obviously doesn’t know who I am married to, because he was amongst those demanding that John Key stop texting my husband.

Mr Little said the inquiry must now be broadened to include close inspection of the Prime Minister’s contact with Cameron Slater.

He said he did not understand why John Key continued to maintain contact with Mr Slater.

“Why on earth the Prime Minister would continue a relationship with a person as toxic and as dangerous to our democracy frankly highlights a total lack of judgement on his part.


Oh dear, but then I don’t understand why Andrew Little would send the wife of a “toxic and dangerous blogger” an email. I guess it highlights a total lack of judgement on his part.


Well, I guess you are all dying to know what Andrew Little sent to me so here it is.

Dear Juana,

As New Zealanders, we have much to be proud of. Whether it’s being proudly nuclear free, helping found the United Nations or responding to countries who need our help, we punch above our weight on the world stage.

Dear Andrew,

I am not proud of the United Nations. I think it is a corrupt organisation not fit for purpose. Saudi Arabia has an atrocious human rights record yet it was appointed as head of the UN human rights committee!

We’re compassionate and we fight for a fairer world. I’m proud of that.

Your idea of fair and mine are not the same Andrew. I believe in giving people fishing rods, you believe in giving them fish; fish that other people have caught.

But there’s one area New Zealand has not been leading the world — our response to the refugee crisis.

Thank God for that. It is the only reason why we are not suffering like those in Europe. I don’t want our rape statistics to go through the roof Andrew, I don’t want a culture that is at odds with every value my Western culture holds dear brought to New Zealand. We were world leaders giving women the vote and these migrants bring beliefs and laws that will set back the women’s rights movement 100 years.


Right now, the world is in the grips of the greatest refugee crisis since World War II. We have all seen the heart-wrenching images on our screens.

Emotive language won’t work on me Andrew. I deal in facts and statistics. Where is all your emotive language and sympathy for all the women getting brutally gang raped all over Europe? Where is your emotive language and sympathy for the little boys and girls getting raped because a migrant had a “sexual emergency”?What about all the native Europeans getting kicked out of their homes to make way for migrants? Do you care about them?I think that is “heart-wrenching.”What about the terrorism that happens in countries with growing Muslim populations Andrew? Terrorism is “heart-wrenching”.

Yet the refugee quota — the number of refugees the government allows to come to New Zealand each year — hasn’t increased since 1987. That’s 29 years. To be frank, we haven’t been doing our bit.

Juana, I don’t believe we’re the kind of people to turn our backs when the world is in need. It’s time to be true to our New Zealand values and to stand tall on the world stage.

Plenty of countries are in need Andrew and have been for decades. There are genuine starving refugees from other countries yet no one is interested in them. There are Christian refugees fleeing Muslims trying to slaughter them yet Labour wants to ” rescue” Muslim economic migrants. New Zealand values are Christian values not Muslim values. If you want to help people in need there are thousands who share our values who are in need.Why are you turning your back on them?

In light of the unprecedented Syrian refugee crisis last year, Labour called on the government to accept an emergency intake of refugees and increase our permanent quota. While National accepted a one-off emergency intake, they refused to make a permanent increase to the quota.

I am very happy that the National government did that though I am unhappy that they increased our quota at all.Any party that halts Muslim immigration will get my vote. New Zealand is safe only while Muslim numbers remain really low. 

As long as the Muslim population remains around 1% of any given country they will be regarded as a peace-loving minority and not as a threat to anyone. In fact, they may be featured in articles and films, stereotyped for their colorful uniqueness:

United States — Muslim 1.0%
Australia — Muslim 1.5%
Canada — Muslim 1.9%
China — Muslim 1%-2%
Italy — Muslim 1.5%
Norway — Muslim 1.8%

At 2% and 3% they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs:

Denmark — Muslim 2%
Germany — Muslim 3.7%
United Kingdom — Muslim 2.7%
Spain — Muslim 4%
Thailand — Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population.

They will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature it on their shelves — along with threats for failure to comply. (United States ).

France — Muslim 8%
Philippines — Muslim 5%
Sweden — Muslim 5%
Switzerland — Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands — Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad &Tobago — Muslim 5.8%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islam is not to convert the world but to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

When Muslims reach 10% of the population, they will increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions ( Paris –car-burnings) . Any non-Muslim action that offends Islam will result in uprisings and threats ( Amsterdam – Mohammed cartoons).

Guyana — Muslim 10%
India — Muslim 13.4%
Israel — Muslim 16%
Kenya — Muslim 10%
Russia — Muslim 10-15%

After reaching 20% expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings and church and synagogue burning:
Ethiopia — Muslim 32.8%

At 40% you will find widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks and ongoing militia warfare:

Bosnia — Muslim 40%
Chad — Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon — Muslim 59.7%

From 60% you may expect unfettered persecution of non-believers and other religions, sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels:

Albania — Muslim 70%
Malaysia — Muslim 60.4%
Qatar — Muslim 77.5%
Sudan — Muslim 70%

After 80% expect State run ethnic cleansing and genocide:

Bangladesh — Muslim 83%
Egypt — Muslim 90%
Gaza — Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia — Muslim 86.1%
Iran — Muslim 98%
Iraq — Muslim 97%
Jordan — Muslim 92%
Morocco — Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan — Muslim 97%
Palestine — Muslim 99%
Syria — Muslim 90%
Tajikistan — Muslim 90%
Turkey — Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates — Muslim 96%

100% will usher in the peace of ‘Dar-es-Salaam’ — the Islamic House of Peace — there’s supposed to be peace because everybody is a Muslim:

Afghanistan — Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia — Muslim 100%
Somalia — Muslim 100%
Yemen — Muslim 99.9%

Today Labour is committing to double the refugee quota from 750 per year to 1500 per year. And we’re calling on National to do the same when they review the quota later this year.

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Labour’s values are New Zealand’s values. My government will be built on compassion and humanity. We’ll help families here in New Zealand and help families escaping their war-torn homelands.

I value democracy and equal rights Andrew, which are two things followers of Islam do not value. Labour’s values may be New Zealand’s values but they are not Islamic values. Muslims will happily accept our compassion and humanity and will do nothing when their extremist brethren tear us apart.They will work to introduce Sharia law into our beautiful country and will continue with the inroads already made in New Zealand to force their halal food and taxes on us and to indoctrinate their children in their Islamic schools.

It’s time to do the right thing and double the quota. We can’t turn our backs on this crisis any longer. Let’s do our bit.


Andrew Little
Leader of the Opposition

This is why you will stay in opposition Andrew. Liberal and ” tolerant ” Europe has finally seen the light and are closing their borders and are building walls to keep the Muslim migrants out. They have realised far too late that their compassion and humanity is destroying their countries. You on the other hand instead of learning from their horrendous mistakes, want to repeat them in our little paradise.




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  • hookerphil

    I salute you S.B. The only trouble is he will not read your return email.

    • Bartman

      No, but his coterie will and they will be so pleased – and so unfortunately SB and anyone else they can identify as ‘non-halal’ will be purged from future exhortations. There is a lot of common ground between Labour and the Islamists!

      • spanishbride

        I haven’t replied directly so I can continue to enjoy Labour Party updates. Hopefully they are so under staffed with volunteers that no one will get around to purging me.After all it makes great material for posts.

    • rua kenana

      Around last election I got some stuff from Labour and some other stuff from National, neither of which impressed me very much. So I emailed each party setting out my problems with their offerings.
      National emailed back a coherent, sensible and quite well thought-out response, with which even if I didn’t entirely agree I was impressed that they tried.
      From Labour there was nothing back at all. That bunch are entirely one-eyed, with no interest in anything other than their own unilateral pronouncements. Long may they languish in opposition. Or even better fade out entirely.

  • Keeping Stock

    It makes one wonder where Labour harvests e-mail addresses from. I got one from them last year on an e-mail address my service club uses, inviting me to the Labour Party’s conference to hear Little’s keynote speech. I declined politely.

    Anyway, kudos to SB for the paragraph by paragraph rebuttal of Little’s latest populist policy.

    • papagaya

      I don’t see Little’s policy as populist. I’d wager a poll would show 70 per cent opposition to more Muslim refugees. There’d be 10 per cent “don’t knows” and 20 per cent in favour (all Labour and Greens supporters).

  • Bartman

    Brilliant summary, and with luck the MSM will slowly accept their fate and report on the growing scourge in Europe and beyond.

  • BR

    This is a joke, right?


    • Orca

      Well, the date is April 1, and the main part of the text is taken from a 2005 book entitled “Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Roots and Contemporary Threat”. Not likely to be a reference used by a pro-refugee group.

  • Bluemanning

    I received a ‘Little email’ yesterday how he secured my address I do not know, perhaps via linked in. I just unfollowed then deleted it with relish. To me a reply would be time wasted but kudos to you SB your answer was a beauty!

  • iera

    Saudi Arabia has an atrocious human rights record yet it was appointed as head of the UN human rights committee!

    Can Andrew Little name which Islamic or Muslim countries ratify Articles 16 (largely women’s rights) and 18 (religious freedom, including the right to leave any religion)?

  • Abjv

    I guess that the Tamils fleeing from Sri Lanka aren’t sexy any more. I’d pay a little more attention to the muslim economic migrant crisis if UAE or Saudi started taking them in.

  • Woody

    Should I feel offended that I have not received a similar missive from Little Andrew??
    Nah, can’t be bothered.
    Nice rebuttal points SB but I doubt than anyone in the Labour camp would recognise those points as being representative of the thinking of the bulk of New Zealanders, they have their heads too far engaged with the rectum like Twitter and Facebook version of reality.

  • CheesyEarWax

    The problem with Islam is its inability to evolve and its the extremists that prevents this. Unfortunately, its also the extremists that runs the majority of Muslim countries that prevents their people, who are peaceful because they are peaceful people not because of Islam is a peaceful religion which it is not, from evolving. We cannot allow this to happen in NZ.

  • Mine it,Drill it,Sell it.

    Hi SB Any chance of you forwarding your e-mail to the Keplar Girl and Puddles Gower.

    • spanishbride

      No need, the entire MSM and every politician in New Zealand read Whaleoil. They may not all admit to the guilty pleasure but they all do it; if only to gasp in horror at the “toxic ” things we say LOL

  • cows4me

    I wonder if Little actually believes this dibble, it sounds more like it was written by the caring and sharing fruitcakes in the leftist academia. Andrew probably has to do as he’s told and as he’s under the pay of the unions will bark when ordered. I can’t believe the left believe this insanity. Their rejection of Christian refugees says to me they are just as evil as the scum they hope to import. The left would destroy NZ in a heartbeat, control and power are their only reasons for being.

  • roblin

    We should have a referendum to decide if the quota should be increased, and if yes, what kind of refugee we should accept.

  • Richard McGrath

    Great response, SB. By all means, let’s raise the refugee quota, with some stipulations: No Muslims (because Islam is currently at war with the West), and all of them must be privately sponsored with no provision of state welfare until the refugee has been paying income taxes for five years.

    • hookerphil

      Yes, treat them like a New Zealander moving to Australia.

  • Mav E Rick

    I believe in the words “Charity begins at home”. According to Angry Little and the Greenies, 60% of the kids currently brought up in NZ are been brought up in poverty. The parents of these children apparently cant afford to adequately feed them, house them, clothe them or take them to a place where they get sufficient medical and dental care. Then according to these same people, we dont have enough jobs in the country, money for health, drugs and education. We also apparently have far too many immigrants which are causing problems with housing and infrastructure.

    Why then would they want to bring in more refugees to this mess!! We cant (apparently) look after our own let alone bringing in more to add to the problem.

    • contractor

      All true, also the costs of integrating and housing refugees is an ongoing one that should be put towards our own in need of lifting up (and is far greater than the one-off cost of the flag).
      Labour’s logic and priorities are nonsensical on just about every issue they conjure up.

  • JKV

    So very well put SB. Well done. Now if only out so-called leaders could put the case with such moral clarity. Little Andy’s virtue-signalling is particularly repugnant considering his silence with regard to the Christians and Yazidis being raped and murdered in the ME.

  • Isherman

    So Andrew Little is now effectively just running policy for the likes of Grant Bayldon, even some of the language he uses is very similar. If you look at the number of submissions to Amnesty Intl’s ‘Our Voices’ report, it was 738 individuals from a total number of 765 submissions,the rest being generally from the likes of Oxfam, Red Cross, all the individual refugee councils, churches and of course, Wellington City Council, so if Andrew Little, along with Peter Dunne think this is the will of the majority of New Zealanders I’ve got a bridge I can sell him.

    • rua kenana

      Refugees are a commodity that outfits like Oxfam and Amnesty need to survive and thrive. And like any business their aim is to thrive and expand, hence their motivation to continue and expand the refugee flows by whatever means are available to them. Amnesty may well have started out with genuine aim to remove the pressures for people to become refugees, and I supported them financially then, but they’re not like that now and I no longer support them.

      • Isherman

        Same reason I stopped supporting the red cross some time ago, they went from advocacy to activism…the Red Cross’s “Stop the War on Children” campaign in 2014 over the conflict in Gaza was the last straw for me, and I told them them too.

  • rua kenana

    Andrew Little’s letter advocating NZ getting punched more and more above its weight by accommodating even more Muslim refugees is stupid and pointless.
    Taking in a few refugees from Islamic horrors does nothing whatever about the causes of these refugee floods. It does however encourage more and more refugees. And given the very high, largely Muslim, birthrates in the countries generating the refugees and the appalling Islamic behaviour that, intentionally or otherwise, tries to force their population overflows out, we’ll forever have increasing demands from the inept and hoplelessly ineffective UN and from types like Little to just take more and more.
    Stop the problem at its source and there won’t be a problem. Take the Little approach of motivating the problem to persist forever and we’ll all have these refugee problems forever.

  • Eiselmann

    If it was annouced that all 1500 refugees would be followers of Islam , Angry Andrew and the rest of Labour and the Greens would have no problem with that…now imagine if all 1500 were Christian….theres simply no way the left would react the same way, they really are Islam’s useful puppets.

    • XCIA

      The really sad thing here is that ACT support this nonsense.

  • rexabus

    I don’t get too worked up about much political stuff but this stupidity about bringing in more muslims does. I’m on Andys mailing list too. Seems like about the right time to let him know what I think of him and this stupid idea

    • contractor

      How can I get on Andy’s mailing list so that I can reply to him to naff off with his continual flow of idiotic ideas?

      • rexabus

        I’m not even sure myself. I must have shown some interest to a door knocker or something a few years ago and I’ve been getting updates from labor HQ every since. He’s barking up the wrong tree telling me this though – 1st cuddling expat crims, now importing more Muzzies. Idiot

  • spanishbride

    Just now I read these two comments on Andrew Little’s facebook page.

    • contractor

      The last comment is pretty much what I think should be our priority. The very considerable cost of housing and integrating refugees should instead be focused on working with the large numbers of locals who are struggling or failing. The same people who Labour purports to stand for but who Labour did less about than National actually is doing something about.

      If Labour became govt we’d all be economic refugees.

  • sandalwood789

    Excellent post, SB!

    You have a *far* better knowledge of this issue than Key, Little and anyone else in Parliament. They are “babes in the wood” on this.

    If only I could vote for *you*………

    • spanishbride

      I would make a terrible politician. I only like babies if I am related to them. I don’t think before I speak so will go off script and I don’t like talking to people unless I am behind a podium and am making a speech ;) Finally I am a terrible liar so that cuts me out immediately.

  • Blokeinauckland

    What is it with the so called progressive left and their embrace of Islam? Where are the hash tags about FGM, misogyny, complete lack of female rights? Why the complete radio silence?