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  • Nige.

    I think most parents will know the feeling of being made to scratch backs on demand.

  • Grocersgirl

    I’ve heard of ‘animal trainers’. This gives the expression a whole new dimension.

  • cows4me

    A perfect example of how the world works, one third wants it’s arse scratched the rest obey.

  • Tiger

    “I don’t like to move it move it!”