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You might see a butterfly until I tell you it’s an Angry Bird






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  • johcar

    Duct tape. Designed to hold the universe together.

    • Miss McGerkinshaw

      Bought my first roll a few weeks ago and now wonder how I survived into dotage without it.

      • Goldie

        It really, really is awesome stuff. It has almost become an internet meme, but only because it actually does what the memes quite often show!

  • cows4me

    Hope no one from our air force is watching they may get ideas.

  • XCIA

    I’m surprised the lunatic didn’t make them wear “Biggles” goggles.

  • Peter

    Love the Photoshop Course advert. Do you get tattoos added every time?