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  • ex-JAFA

    Sigh. Every one of those ‘Time’ rolls is on backwards.

    • Wolfman Jack
      • Keyser Soze

        That is the most disturbing Wikipedia page I’ve ever read.

      • Wasapilot

        Yes, I love it, thanks Wolfman Jack ?

      • Duchess of Pork

        I think in the interest of gender harmony the only solution is the two holder one.

  • ex-JAFA

    Did anyone else see the toilet rolls as political parties? Except black is missing and brown looks orange. I like yellow being longest :-)

    • Builder

      I was more disturbed by the toilet rolls being around the wrong way!

      • Wasapilot

        Me too. I have tried to get SWMBO to place them so the paper hangs furthset from the wall. She swears she does, but she definitely hangs them with the paper against the wall.

        I can live with ner squezzing the toothpast tube from the top, now the tubes are plastic.

        Do I come across as a little OCD? ?

        • Wolfman Jack

          As a sufferer no you do not. However choice on hanging toilet paper should be left to the hanger I reckon. What do you think?

          • Wasapilot

            To me it is sensible to have the paper hanging furthest from tne wall as it is easier to grabb. Your wiki link below is brilliant.

            Hotel room bathrooms always have the paper furthest from the wall in my experience.

            A true first world issue.

          • AL357

            I always change to hanging away if it been hung the “wrong” way – problem solved! Yes a first world issue.

        • johcar

          No, you’re completely normal. Just like me. :)

      • JC

        Research indicates females prefer the paper inwards and males outwards. However all agree that the sound best indicating a female user is “whirrrrr!”

        JC

        • Miss McGerkinshaw

          By that research I must be gender confused as I like it outwards and don’t have any male ‘bits’?!

  • Nige.

    More like “thrown” coconuts.

  • Beeman

    Did you know that more people are killed by falling coconuts each year than by shark attacks! So it is safe to go into the water again.

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