Media Merger NEW name competition

Hmmmm name for the NZ Media Merger.....

Hmmmm a new name for the NZ Media Merger…..

Fairfax and NZME intend to merge. They need our help coming up with their new name. We have already been treated to the very memorable name ‘Newshub’ so let’s get cracking on merging the different names together.

NZME is the  publisher of the New Zealand Herald and Fairfax Media is the publisher of  Stuff.co.nz and New Zealand newspapers including the Dominion Post, The Press and the Waikato Times.

So these are the names that we can merge to create the new company. To make it easier for your creative juices to flow I have listed them below.

We need to merge the below A) names with the B) names below

A)

NZME

New Zealand Herald


B)

Fairfax Media

Stuff.co.nz

Dominion Post

The Press

The Waikato Times


To get you all started here are a few of my suggestions…

The New Zealand Ferald

StufftheHerald.co.nz

NZStuffME

 

 


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  • EveryWhichWayButLeft

    A name the fits with how relevant they are becoming: Fax ME

    • Miss Phit

      Stuffed facts maybe?

    • GT

      You spelt f**k wrong

  • DLNZ

    Clickbait Daily would encompass several of the largest publications listed.

  • RightofSingapore

    Can’t we just go with “Newsy McNewsface?”

    • Sticktotheknitting

      Gossip Mc Gossipface perhaps.

  • Chris EM

    Stuffed Media Times

  • Spiker

    WaiStuffMedia
    MediaFairStuffed

  • Pluto

    Do n t Post ME The Stuff

  • XCIA

    Stuff the Press

  • richard.b

    Dominion + The Press + ME = DepressME

  • Woody

    NZ News Fair Stuffed

  • STAG

    Freeald, it can be the rock you build your empire on.

  • niggly

    Can we add in a word?

    New Fairly-Left Media

  • Michelle

    NZ FeralFax

  • Jude

    Media Made Up Stuff.
    Similar to MSM but with a bit of reality MMUS :)

  • Keeping Stock

    If Kim Dotcom bought both out, he could call it NZStuffedME

  • Lux

    The Daily NZ Monotony

  • Lux

    Huff’n’Puff with No Stuff

  • Misfit

    league of shadows :)

  • edenman

    cut & paste media

  • Cadwallader

    Let’s get serious and call it what it is and will be: “Moaning Lefties Blurb Sheets.”

  • kereru

    NZFauxfax

  • Red Rag

  • Mike Webber

    New Zealand Pravda

  • Disinfectant

    Blogged out.

  • Nechtan

    Coalition of the damned?

  • Disinfectant

    Simply Red.

    Edit; or Simply Read.

    • Sagacious Blonde

      Simple Read :)

  • Steve kay

    I’ve been referring to them as the ferald for ages so suits me fine

  • Mark156

    Bayleysrus?
    Allwedoiscreateadspaceforrealestate?
    Realestateadsinterspersedwithsecondhandnewswecopiedofftheinternet?
    Fakeoutragerealestateadsandthebatchelor?
    Well some are a bit of a mouthful.

  • sheppy

    The Labreen Unedited Press Release Company?

  • Max Rennie

    NewsNot
    NewsHit

    • murrayirwin

      NewShit?

  • I like MENOTFAIR

  • Left Right Out

    Quite obviously they will merge and becomes a ladies trash mag….. HerStuff

    or

    Continue with their leftest ways with… DoStuffMe

  • Boss Hogg

    It looks to me that the only things making any money are the NZME radio stations and the Stuff web site. So once all the deck chair shuffling is done the life boat will only have room for those and the rest will be left floating around in a very cold sea with flimsy life jackets and hungry sharks. On this basis NZStuffME looks like the only option. I note that they all like to report financial results in EBITDA terms – in other words, Operating Profit. I bet the actual bottom lines are not good……..

  • Korau

    Stop Her Lard
    (anagram of Herald & Post)

    Dim Onion Heard Plots
    (Anagram of Herald Dominion Post)

  • Miss Phit

    Chip Wrapper.

    • Disinfectant

      Not allowed these days by health officials as they are deemed to be dirty.

      • Miss Phit

        Dirty Media. On reflection I dont want their dirty words near my food either.

    • AL357

      Our cod n chips in Amberley tonight had White newsprint inside but yesterday’s Press on the outside – some traditions haven’t totally disappeared!

  • Miss Phit

    The “truth”?

  • WBC

    Fable.

    It completely disregards the brief, and is not even accurate in it’s own description of what it will be. Rather it is made up on a whim with a dogged refusal to do the briefest of fact checking or a glance at a thesaurus.

    Hence it is the perfect handle for whatever it is they are supposed to be doing these days.

  • Brent

    Climax

  • Lux

    Dimly Ferald

  • Left Right Out

    To be honest we all know it will be called “Hager”… after their saintly one

  • Lux

    Stuffed NZ Spews

  • kayaker

    NZFaxME

  • bristol

    “Last Post”
    or
    “Behind the Times”
    or
    “The Offal Reporter”
    or,
    read all about it in…
    “The Casket”

  • cows4me

    New Zealand Bull.

  • PhantomsDoc

    1 F
    1 HD
    2 Scoop

  • redeye

    Stuff All

  • KatB

    The Dominionishing Standard.
    The FireStarter – It won’t start a fire in your belly, but it will in your fireplace.

  • AF

    HubNews.

    NewsStuff

    The New New Zealand News Stuff of NZ

    Media-Ocre

    The Stuff and Times of Me

  • Ford

    Pravda. (Might have already been taken).
    Aotearoa Socialist People’s Daily.

  • localnews

    Old shub?

  • Dumrse

    Fuggly Stuff.

  • Cadwallader

    “The Stuff-tard.”

  • InnerCityDweller

    The Daily Yawn

  • Tiger

    1). Max stuffed media.
    2) surf ‘n turf.
    3) NZZzzzzzz…..me

  • waldopepper

    im unsure what one calls a product that no one wants. how about calling it “new coke”.

  • Sceptic59

    Simple

    Fairf*xMe

  • Asian_driver

    Firestarter

  • Disinfectant

    Shark Oil.

  • networkstar

    LLAML……. Lie,lies and more lies

  • Sailor Sam

    TSWGAS.

  • Effluent

    – The Daily Drivel

  • Nermal

    My ideas are all ruined by the moderation rules here.

  • Huia

    Press Fixing Times.

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