Perhaps this is why Sadiq Khan won

I think I’ve found the reason for Sadiq Khan’s win.

It seems a vote for Khan is a vote for a gobby naked chick running down Regent Street with a sausage up her bum.

It’s the question on everyone’s lips in the aftermath of the London mayoral election: now Sadiq Khan has been declared winner, will Katie Hopkins follow through on the pledge she made earlier this week?

In her column for the Daily Mail on Wednesday, in which she gave her firm backing to the Conservative candidate, Hopkins wrote: “Vote Zac. Because if you don’t, I’ll run Regent Street naked with a sausage up my bum.”

“I’ve even Tweeted as much.

“And if that horrifying prospect doesn’t get the Zac vote out, nothing will.”  

Sure enough, here’s the tweet:

Screen Shot 2016-05-08 at 8.33.24 PMHowever, it seems that the prospect of Hopkins performing this feat failed to sway voters.

Can she actually intend to do the deed? Or will she chicken out and claim it was just a joke? Immediately after the announcement of Mr Khan’s victory there was no word from Ms Hopkins on Twitter.

She says she is a woman of her word.

That leaves the only remaining question is whether she will choose a saveloy or a London Pride sausage.

What ever happens though you can be assured that the Poms are sick enough to vote on that basis.

 

– Telegraph


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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