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  • Mountie

    Where do you get the password the Discus one dosen’t work?

  • Seriously?

    Keep going until you guess it. Well worth the effort

  • IainH

    Life’s too short.

    • Your life will be fine without it.

      • IainH

        indeed yes

  • Les couilles de chien.

    umm, now let me think, half eaten goat curry and chips or sex with that. I think not. Next time im in London I’ll be sure to look her up and let her know you’ve made her world famous in New Zealand! Might get a free one, chip that is…!

  • sheppy

    I think the search for the password was possibly more rewarding. Each to their own….

  • paul468

    Not even if I was hungry

  • intelligentes candida diva

    I dont get it

    • That’s excellent. Means the Internet hasn’t corrupted you completely.

  • Crowgirl

    She looks wired