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  • Nechtan

    What were CNN expecting Cecil’s brother to be? A zebra?

    • Doug

      He could have believed he was a hyena stuck in a lions body…

    • Nige.

      I think it was supposed to say “Cecil’s brother who is actually his transgender lion sister”

      • Nechtan

        Are there transgender loos on the plains? How will they cope?

    • MaryLou

      It’s not politically correct to categorise, Nechtan. If Cecils’ brother identifies as a zebra, who are you to judge??

  • rexabus

    Number 5 could almost be a credo for the feral lifestyle

  • GoingRight

    I remember having reins for our kids as we had three kids in just over three years. We certainly had them when we were kids in the 1950s. Nowadays you can get some neat ones which are like soft animals on the kids back but with a lead attached. Totally approve of keeping kids safe.

  • johcar

    Still attached to the clothesline in the back yard?

  • XCIA

    My younger brother was always wearing a harness and lead. I used to pretend he was a dog.