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  • Nige.

    That..ah…light should never be hung at the front of the seat.

    • Nechtan

      If my “lights” were that red I’d see a doctor.

      • Nige.

        Now if there was a sleigh…

    • lester

      That’s nuts!

  • NahYeah

    This is what happens when men continue to wear lycra shorts!

  • Time For Accountability

    HMM – too easy for any passerby to snip them off.

  • XCIA

    The lights are on special at US$6.99! I’ve bought 6 to give to some female piranha’s I know.

  • rantykiwi

    That bloke in the chair is pretty much me.

  • Gazza

    It might just be me but is it not lost on anyone else that the sexually abusive vegetables are ’69’ cents…??