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Selfies in the 80s.









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  • Jimmie

    Top photo – Mr Baldy is probably trying to remind himself what it looks like.

    • willtin

      Do I see a selfie coming to someone’s FB page?

    • WeaselKiss

      You never know, he might be someone who makes a living out of chiseling mansausages out of granite.

      • willtin

        There’s a big call for that skill, in the Labour Party.

  • metalnwood

    I need help with the one that has the text msg and the missed call from mum.

    • Wasapilot

      The dates are the issue.

      • OT Richter

        Still don’t get it.

        • Wasapilot

          Received 27 June, saying speed will be slow until 19 June.

          At least that is what I think it is.

          • metalnwood

            says 19 July… 19/7

          • Wasapilot

            OMG, I need help too, hanging head in shame ?

          • metalnwood

            My only guess was that his mum called him 5 mins ago and he didnt answer cause he was too busy ‘browsing the web’ using data to answer the call but I dont find it funny so dubious thats it.

          • willtin

            I think it means his Mum phoned and left such a looong message on his phone that he had no credit left – presuming once he listened to it. Yes, I too had a Mum.

          • metalnwood

            I think the joke is on us and the only one laughing is Nige or Pete, whoever posted it :)

          • EvoDriver

            Phew, it’s not just me that doesn’t get it !