Daily Roundup






Or the proctologist…



Probably a time to take a long hard look at your life








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  • Caprice

    What is an endangered Rhino doing in McDonalds?
    Oh, And someone call John Campbell, there is a lady (probably living in her car) that needs him.

    • Woody

      I don’t need any other reasons to not go to McDonald’s, but that would be a good one.

  • ex-JAFA

    I thought those teeth (chairs?) were urinals.

    • NahYeah

      So that was you! I had nowhere to sit.

  • JLS

    There really should be warning sign or at least a cone next to that handrail, that scooter pilot was lucky he hit the cement first.

  • Isherman

    Possibly the best “my family” stickers I’ve seen yet.

    • johcar

      Last seen on the back of a broken down, unwarranted, unregistered old 1986 VK Holden Commodore and a Jap import Previa…