Diversity at Whaleoil is vast, like the right-wing conspiracy

We here at Whaleoil pride ourselves on our diversity. The Ferald has asked if different organisations are too white. We here at Whaleoil ask if our organisation is too diversely fabulous?

The staff who run Whaleoil like a well-oiled… er Whale come from all walks of life. We were founded by a Fijian coconut.

Fijian coconut

Fijian coconut

Our wonderful staff include a proud Bogan…

Bogan's

Bogan’s

…and an Uber Nerd.

Uber-Nerd

Uber-Nerd

…at least a couple of token women including  a Lebanese raghead (myself). We are very mindful of filling our Fatty quota and take turns (in between periodic bouts of exercise and dieting) to fill that role. We meet our  intelligence quota by employing Aspies as they not only work hard they also have a wicked sense of humour.

howmybrainworks

Our readership is also very diverse.  It includes cat-loving pensioners…

mature-woman-with-cat

mature-woman-with-cat

 …cheeky darkies, sniveling lefty trolls, religious bigots, angry atheists and grumpy bastards.

A Grumpy Bastard

A Grumpy Bastard

We here at Whaleoil are proud of our diversity and want to fill as many quotas and token spaces as possible. Please declare what diversity quota you fulfill for us in the comments below. The more the merrier. What we are still looking for in particular is a liberal, male feminist, transgender, vegan writer. If you can fill the bill please email our resident feminist (fatty) Lebanese raghead for a confidential chat.

Lebanese Traditional Clothing on Pinterest

Lebanese Traditional Clothing on Pinterest

 

 


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