Whaleoil readership survey results: Whaleoilers’ dream date

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Word Analysis of written responses: A few wanted an opportunity for conversation with Cameron Slater, many wanted to go out with their own husband and a hilarious number insisted that they were not a woman!

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Written Responses:

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none appeal as they are all blokes ;-)

Martin Luther King

Dinner for six with John and Bronagh Key, a couple of friends, my husband and me.

with my family and no arguments all evening!

With Mia Davies and Kayla Cullen

Ha ha

I don’t do dream dates. But I would be interested in dinner with Cam. I’d enjoy a glimpse into how he got where he is now and why

Sorry impossible to predict an “if I was a woman” scenario – women are incomprehensible “beasts”

Dinner with my wife

Dinner with my wife of 37 years

Going with a lovely man to a music gig, dinner or some sort of eats and drinks and lots of conversation.

My son

Walking along a beach or interesting countryside

I have no idea ??

Henry VIII

Dinner for two period

Dinner with John Key and Bronagh

dinner with my husband. this is a question I don’t really think about

Chris Evans

dinner for two with Nigella Lawson

dinner with a male that fancies the pants of me

Dinner with Hollande

Dinner chat with Bob Jones

A dinner with me?

Dinner with my wife, I’d go gay for her cos she is hot

evenings with the internet –

Not a woman but I wouldn’t mind a dinner with Bill Burr – American comedian.

Dinner with Hugh Jackman

Dinner for two with Hugh Grant

Clint Eastwood

Dinner for two plus friends and lots of alcohol

Anything that gets me up close and personal with Sam Heughan (who plays Jamie Fraser in Outlanders) – but sshh don’t tell my other half!

Dinner at a swank restaurant in venice with my partner in crime

Dinner with Stephen Fry

A BBQ with Pete cam and nige

hanging out with the girlfriends (and maybe John Key – if he brings Max)

I was single for 10 years and after a decade of it can assure you there is no such thing as a dream date.

Dinner with Mr Trump.

I’m a man

I am a woman and I want dinner with Paul Joseph Watson please

dinner with Ricky Gervais

Dinner for 10 with Cameron Slater and Pete

How the heck would I have any idea of what would be a dream date for a female?

Dinner for 25, family reunion, OK, that’s cheating.

Dinner with someone who knows what the OFF switch on their cell phone is for

On a beach in Italy with an old fiancee who I came across last year. Memories of youth perhaps.

I am not a woman,so the questionnaire may be gay

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner in bed with my love machine lover

I am really too old to date and I have a husband. Takeaways is a treat so will do me – at home with whoever would like to join us.

Dinner for two with me

I’m a bloke so don’t know

Christian Slater (PS already am a woman thanks)

dinner with Rodney hide

Matthew Hootten…for the interesting conversation of course!

Bob Dylan

dinner for 2 with my hubby paid by someone else

I am not a woman but my wife’s dream date would be with me.

Date with spouse

a few beers with buck shelford

Dinner with Eric Clapton and Rod Stewart and Paul McCartney

I’m not a woman. Please don’t try to put me in a situation where I have to think for somebody else. Socialists love that, I don’t.

Dinner AND dessert with The Rock (Dwayne J).

Dinner for two with a good friend – not anyone famous.

Am a Man


Tony Abbott – to see what his ideas truly are.

Dinner with Brad Pitt, (pre Angelina)

dinner for two with my wife

several other women

Dinner for 2 with a hot lesbian celeb.

A night out dancing in a smoky jazz club

Im not a woman

dont know

Dinner with me


That why I got married

I’m not a woman

Just with my husband

a level headed intelligent, interesting person to enjoy a few minutes or a life time.

Lunch with BoJo

With my childhood best friend, who are still friends now

another woman

With me as a man

Dinner with my current self

Dinner for two with good food and conversation

A Meal with kids and Grandkids and I pay

Dinner for two with my husband :-)

dinner with my husband

no good choices there


AS I cannot identify as a woman, I find this impossible to answer.

Tom Selleck

James Cordon

Having a bath and playing with my boobies!

Over the years have share a good few whiskeys with Winston!

With someone I love

A hot tub date with my husband and a bottle of red wine to share

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