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  • Richard

    The earth is warming you say?…whatever do you mean Mr Tumnus?

  • yoyoyo

    The Ginga Climate Ninja.
    “I let myself go so you dont have too”

  • dumbshit

    “Global warming” must be stressful!

    • Mick Ie

      And cold, judging by all the hair…

  • Sally

    Looking for the Wild Man of Borneo, look no further.

  • Monty

    My wife thought it was a pic of a homeless guy
    Going as should not grow beards

  • Alan Beresford B’Stard

    He’s no hipster…

  • venator

    The new ‘green’ toilet brush

  • Crowgirl

    Who knew yetis came in rusty?

  • Damon Mudgway

    “Give me back my lucky charms”….

  • Herbert Charles

    Russell Norman must be feeling quite at home in Greenpeace, even fellow Aussie activist Peter Garrett left them after two years, apparently he was the one and only voice of reason in the Greenpeace circus.

    • biscuit barrel

      I hear the ‘Oils’ are getting back for a reunion tour and Garrett is recording music again.

      • Herbert Charles

        Yeah I never got to see them the first time around, cant wait.

  • benniedawg

    ‘And I say unto you all. Repent your carbon sins or suffer eternal damnation in the fires of hell!

    • Dumrse

      …and may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your sweaty arm pits.

  • Florrie Bunda

    Wussell …… the new Umpa Lumpa

  • Sailor Sam

    Anything Gareth Hughes can do, I can do better!

  • Vutekno

    I feel a strange sense of calm knowing this melon muppet is well out of parliament and clearly in a place where he feels relaxed and at home and can do no harm to us. Lock the door and bin the key!

  • Doc45

    Red is as red does.

  • biscuit barrel

    Ah The ‘new’ Blanket man

  • Aucky

    A bit late to be auditioning for The Hobbits.

  • BW_Lord

    Well, they always do say socialism feeds upon itself. Watermelon to the core as evidenced above.

  • MaryLou

    I’m afraid I’m just not getting it. Who is he???

    In the meantime I’ll go does up on caffeine.

    • hookerphil

      Normal Norman

      • MaryLou

        Oh dear me. Barely visible under that hedge, but you’re right. Well, he did choose the wilderness over our fine halls of learnedness. Looks the part too! I’d never have guessed he had it in him!

    • Miss McGerkinshaw

      I had no idea either

  • XCIA

    They say that it is easier to conduct business in predominately Muslim country’s if you cultivate that upon your face that grows wild around your bottom………..

  • JeffDaRef

    Hello darkness, my old friend…

  • rantykiwi

    Red is the new green

  • El Jorge

    “No matter what he says, no matter what he does, he still isn’t a real man.”

  • Des

    Still hasn’t got a chin.

  • Tom McKechnie

    If this is who I think it is, I have to say I am shocked by his appearance.
    I know KDC has his own problems at the minute but, I do hope if he sees this photo he will get in touch with his old pal and shout him a haircut & shave.

  • Blueburd

    He’s not going to shave until he gets his flag back

  • Paul Marsden

    You want ginga??? Here’s ginga!!