I don’t know how they normally kiss in a Conservative household, but having to rule it out seems… odd


The question isn’t if he had time to take his pants off.  The question is what he was doing with his “magic hands”.

“I have never taken my pants off around her,” he said.

He said he could not remember her having a bra on, rather her shirt had a built-in bra.

Neither party was naked, he told the court.

He also claimed MacGregor tried to “fondle” him.

“But I stopped her.

I think we’ve all had enough now.

The idea this same evidence will need to be traversed for another four more cases…

…I wish there were two of me.  One to help on the blog, and one to run away and never hear anything more about this.


(A shirt with a built-in bra?  How did I get to my age not knowing about these?)


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