Comment of the Day

From yesterday’s Daily Round Up:


To which HunuaRanger added:  

Addendum to pen:

No Pen = No Notes
No Notes = No Study
No Study = Fail
Fail = Work in Fish and Chip shop
Work in Fish and Chip shop = Bourgeoisie oppressing Proletariat
Bourgeoisie oppressing Proletariat = Join Labour party
Join Labour party = Smile and become list MP
Smile and become list MP = Get positive Media exposure
Get positive Media exposure = Deputy leader of opposition
Deputy leader of opposition = Base salary $201666
Base salary $201666 = Hire Press Secretary
Hire Press Secretary = No need for Pen


Well done.


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