French terrorism hits Dunedin

This was a Newshub Exclusive, no less!

The French Embassy in Wellington has reminded its citizens to watch their conduct after a woman was filmed defecating in a Dunedin street.

At a minimum you should probably not poop where you are being surveilled.

“Tourists, regardless of their nationality, are expected to obey New Zealand laws and regulations, apply common sense and display good manners,” a spokesperson for the embassy said on Wednesday.

Police have said that they are now investigating the matter after a formal complaint was made.

Lucky police.

It’s not quite the Rainbow Warrior Bombing II, is it?

I’ll leave the puns up to you.

I’ll just steal one from the Two Ronnies:

“A French tourist left a smelly pile on a Dunedin street.  Police are looking into it.”

 

– NZN

 

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