French terrorism hits Dunedin

This was a Newshub Exclusive, no less!

The French Embassy in Wellington has reminded its citizens to watch their conduct after a woman was filmed defecating in a Dunedin street.

At a minimum you should probably not poop where you are being surveilled.

“Tourists, regardless of their nationality, are expected to obey New Zealand laws and regulations, apply common sense and display good manners,” a spokesperson for the embassy said on Wednesday.

Police have said that they are now investigating the matter after a formal complaint was made.

Lucky police.

It’s not quite the Rainbow Warrior Bombing II, is it?

I’ll leave the puns up to you.

I’ll just steal one from the Two Ronnies:

“A French tourist left a smelly pile on a Dunedin street.  Police are looking into it.”



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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.