Four things two NZ Political parties want to ban

You will never guess what the National Party wants to ban.

I will give you three guesses.

A) 

B)

Plastic-Microbeads

C) 


Does National want to protect our democracy from Islamic Sharia law, do they want to protect New Zealand women’s rights or do they want to protect the creatures of the ocean?

The answer, of course, is B) Microbeads because if National are going to ban something it will be for the good of the environment, not to protect New Zealand citizens. Perhaps they are courting the Green vote given that they have lost their way and are now more red than green.

I bet you can guess what the Labour Party wants to ban.

I will give you three guesses.

A) 

B)

Factory farming

C) Non-resident foreign buyers from buying existing New Zealand homes.

Does the Labour Party want to ban penis lollies, factory farms or non-resident foreign buyers from purchasing existing New Zealand homes? The answer, of course, is A) B) and C) although the desire to ban penis lollies is an old ban from 2011.

 


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