It is this sort of stupidity that costs governments votes

Apparently, a river now has the same status as a person…and this was from the National government.

The Whanganui River has been given the legal status of a person under a treaty settlement bill that’s just been passed by parliament.

It’s believed to be a world first.

Treaty Negotiations Minister Chris Finlayson says Whanganui Iwi has fought for recognition of its relationship with the river since the 1870s.

The iwi recognises the river, Te Awa Tupua, as part of the living mountains and the sea.  

“Te Awa Tupua will have its own legal identity with all the corresponding rights, duties and liabilities of a legal person,” Mr Finlayson said.

“The approach of granting legal personality to a river is unique.”

Mr Finlayson said the river would have the ability to represent itself through human representatives, one appointed by the iwi and one by the Crown.

“I know some people will say it’s pretty strange to give a natural resource a legal personality, but it’s no stranger than family trusts, or companies, or incorporated societies,” he said.

“For Whanganui Iwi it means they have a representative speaking for the river, the Crown has a representative speaking for the river, and they are focused on addressing many of the problems the river has had over the last 140 years.”

Mr Finlayson says the passing of the bill ends the longest-running litigation in New Zealand’s history.

It includes $80 million financial redress, and an additional $1m as a contribution towards establishing the legal framework for the river.

The Crown will also contribute $30m to a contestable fund for looking after the river’s health.

Ridiculous. The River can now vote, join the army, get married, adopt children…claim welfare benefits.

On the plus side, when the river goes wild and floods and destroys infrastructure, farms, livestock and businesses we will know who to send the bill for the damage to…the river and its guardians.

One thing I’d like to know, though, if it is dirty and needs cleaning, will ACC cover it?

It is this sort of stupidity that will cost National votes.

Did no one in National or cabinet suggest this was a dopey idea?


– NZ Newswire

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.