Stupid headlines with smart answers


Water is wet, floods cause damage, rain causes floods, to avoid wet feet stay out of the water?

One has sugar and one doesn’t? Surely everyone knows that, it’s on the labels after all?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Of course it wasn’t…there is no mullet, tassles, leather vests, Metallica or Motorhead t-shirts or Ugg boots in evidence.


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