A new version of the YMCA classic hit

 

The YMCA used to stand for Young Men’s Christian Association but now the song goes something like this…

Y.M.C.A
Mount Roskill Village People

Young Muslim woman, there’s no need to feel down

I said, young Muslim woman, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young Muslim woman, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy

Young Muslim woman, there’s a place you can go
I said, young Muslim woman, when you’re short on your dough
You can swim there, and I’m sure you will find
Segregated ways to have a good time

It’s fun to swim at the YMCA
It’s fun to be segregated at the YMCA

They have everything for you Muslim women to enjoy
You can be segregated from all the boys

It’s fun to swim at the YMCA
It’s fun to be segregated at the YMCA

You can wear burkini you can protect modesty
You can follow the Sharia

Young Muslim woman, are you listening to me?
I said, young Muslim woman, if you want to be a Kiwi
I said, young Muslim woman, if you segregate

You can’t integrate

 


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