Comrades it is time to join the Whaleoil Union

Comrades for too long we at Whaleoil have foolishly believed that working hard and providing a service that people wanted was the route to fame and wealth. (We were right of course but the details don’t matter.) Unions seem to be particularly good at getting their hands on other people’s money so I thought that now would be a good time to make membership of the Whaleoil Union compulsory for all Whaleoil readers.

Let’s review what you get in return for your compulsory Union membership to Whaleoil.

  1. You get to walk around in a cloud of Smug, knowing that your support is helping your favourite New Media site give a voice to views and ideas that are not covered by the mainstream media.

 

2. You get to choose a fantastic Union uniform from a wide range of stylish choices.

3. You get to be free from those nasty capitalist money-grubbing ads for all those things you really don’t need like Russian mail order brides and creams for disgusting toe nail fungus.

4. You get Whaleoil as your collective bargaining agent. We promise to invest your hard earned cash the way all good unions do in real estate, fancy cars with our logo on them and all you can eat buffets for our Union heads. It is an offer you literally can’t refuse. It’s COMPULSORY, so what are you waiting for?

 


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If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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