The Spittle bug is facing extinction only you can help save it

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The New Zealand Spittlebug is an online phenomenon. It loves to comment about how ineffective and simply dreadful Whaleoil is day after day after day. Seriously if Whaleoil didn’t exist I don’t know what the bug would do with its life.

The bug is so predictable it will be writing about this post right at this moment furiously typing while spittle splatters all over the screen.

Since we have been in the High Court Spittlebug allegations about Whaleoil have got wilder and wilder.

I read that we only have around 500 supporters and the fact that I regularly promote subscriptions means that we are barely keeping our heads above water financially.

The Spittlebug must be telling the truth as it would be vindictive and wrong to make things up.

It is crucial that Whaleoil increases its subscriptions because if Whaleoil disappears from the Blogosphere then the Spittlebug will be deprived of its main food source and will go extinct.

Oh, the humanity.

Subscribe today and SAVE the Spittlebug!

 

 

 

 


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If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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