An effing monorail? You have to be joking?

Looks like Christchurch is planning on joining Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook:

Christchurch has its first glimpse of what its new stadium could look like.

It is a video for a multi-use arena with facilities including exhibition and conference centre, cafes, bars, offices and hotels; sports-related features such as medical facilities, gym, sauna and high performance centre – even a monorail. It is just an idea, its creators say, but a vision for what the city could one day have.

Lyle Langley is in town?

I can just imagine how Lianne Dalziell is with this proposition.

Now, wait just a minute. We’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it.

Monorail…

Monorail!!!!!!!!!

MONORAIL!!

MONORAIL!!!!!

Mono…D’oh


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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