The meaning of life

I was having a conversation with God the other day. It was a one-sided conversation because she never replies but I knew what she would have said if she had of answered. I asked her what the meaning of life was. If she had answered I am sure she would have said, “Kittens,” because kittens make everything better. For some reason soft furry baby animals that are cute make ordinary mortals go awwwwwww.

There are no kittens where we are currently staying so I asked God again what the meaning of life was.

I listened for a while to the sound of silence (because once again God didn’t reply) and I considered all of the different philosophical versions of the meaning of life. I couldn’t make my mind up between Aristotelianism and Kantianism so after some extremely shallow analysis, I have decided that the meaning of life is Subscriptionism because kittens and new Whaleoil subscriptions go together like salt and pepper and they make everything so much better.

Kitten therapy

 


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If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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