If all the Whaleoil readers jumped off a cliff would you?

As our subscription number have steadily climbed I have discovered one inescapable truth about Whaleoil readers. None of you is a lemming. You all are individuals and there is no group think. Every time I do a subscription post a number of you will sign up on that day but there has never been a wild stampede.

Some of you are coaxed into parting with $2.30 a week of your hard earned money by the use of fluffy kittens.

 

Others respond well to analogies like the thought that every time we gain 100 more subscriptions we can purchase another piece of armour.

 

Other readers respond well to humour like the time I told you that all the “cool people ” were signing up to Whaleoil.

 

Some readers like to see our progress towards our target.

Progress 11/05/17

Currently, I need to convince 14 more readers to subscribe and clearly, kittens, armour, funny t-shirts and thermometers aren’t going to cut it so here is my latest strategy…

I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this but you have all left me with no choice.

You all have until exactly 9pm tonight to fulfil my demands otherwise the bunny gets it.

#BunnyLivesMATTER

 

 


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If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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