Six reasons why you shouldn’t subscribe to Whaleoil

A subscription to Whaleoil isn’t for everyone.

You shouldn’t subscribe if……

  1. Your idea of living life dangerously is bringing in the wheelie bin in your dressing gown and slippers.

2. If you are a social justice snowflake who needs a safe space and gets triggered by points of view you don’t agree with.

3. If you believe that this 52-year-old father is actually a six-year-old girl because he told you he identifies as one.

4.  If you have ever said, “I believe in free speech BUT…”

5. If you think that white privilege is actually a thing and people with white skin should feel guilty for being born that way.


6. If you think that criticising an idea or ideology is racist, bigoted, and xxxx phobic


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