Wanted Whaleoil Interns: Boy have we got a deal for you!

It is the chance of a lifetime folks.

2017 Whaleoil CAMPAIGN FELLOWSHIP

The Whaleoil campaign fellowship is a unique opportunity to immerse yourself in New Zealand politics. The fellowship is modelled on a similar programme run by the New Zealand Labour Party. Fellows will be instructed in the fundamentals of a successful hit job and will build their own accommodations out of items found in local inorganic rubbish collections.

Fellows will be invited to all expenses paid Whaleoil dinners with Whaleoil Staff at McDonald’s where they will benefit from special access to the brilliant minds behind the blog. Although we are unable to compensate our fellows financially the Whaleoil campaign fellowship will stand out on your C.V. and we will be happy to serve as a reference upon successful completion of the fellowship.

Lecture Series:

Fellows will also receive short lectures from:

  1. Cameron Slater
  2. Spanishbride
  3. The guy who mows our lawn
  4. My cousin’s brother’s accountant
  5. Some guy I met yesterday at the petrol station
  6. Mother Teresa

 

“dorm style” accommodation will be provided

Fellows need to pay for their own flights to Auckland including their return flight. Typical ‘Dorm style’ accommodation and food will be provided by Whaleoil. It will all be very cosy and will be your chance to become close to a number of like-minded people.

This a non-partisan programme that will be focused on canvassing the public on the reasons why they think that voting for Labour would be a very bad idea indeed. There are limited spaces as we only have enough funding from Big Tobacco and Big Sugar to accommodate 100 people. We guarantee that it will be an experience that you will never forget.

It will all be very cosy and will be your chance to become close to a number of like-minded people.


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