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4. You should not subscribe to Whaleoil because our detractors say that we are a foul mouthed gutter blog that belongs in the sewer.


 

5. You should not subscribe to Whaleoil because this guy says we are guilty of Dirty Politics.

Nicky Hager likes to talk about privacy but wrote this book by invading mine.


 

6. You should not subscribe to Whaleoil because this guy doesn’t have Cam’s phone number or support.


 


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