Anna “Marge” Lorck’s election hoardings still in violation of common decency

Whaleoil sent its cub reporter to the Bay to witness for ourselves that Anna Lorck is still extending the middle finger to voters. Amazingly she has only four signs in Flaxmere (Yes, he actually drove through Flaxmere)

There were rumours that one sign had been graffitied with the word “Homewrecker” on it. A compreheisve search failed to find it.

As for the photo… Marge and Homer?  Beauty and the Beast?  Whale and  pale?

Good news for everyone is that the cub reporter will be working from his desk again by the time you read this.

Bad news for Tukituki is that there are an awful lot of men trying not to make eye contact with that sign for another six weeks.



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