Do you want to donate thousands of dollars to Whaleoil discreetly?

It is hard being super-rich I know and it can be tedious sometimes walking around with stacks of cash burning a hole in your pocket. You love Whaleoil to bits and want to donate a massive sum in order to lighten your wallet a little this month but what will your politically correct mates at the golf club say if they find out?

There are only so many fast cars and tailored suits one can spend one’s money on before you get jaded but luckily The New Zealand Labour party have spear headed a way for you to donate a large sum and keep your name out of the papers.

Auckland artist Stanley Palmer did not realise the Labour Party had named him as a big political donor. All he had done was give them three small prints.

The Labour Party is hiding tens of thousands of dollars in donations behind over-inflated art auctions – and naming the artists as donors instead of the secret individuals handing over the big bucks.

The artists had no idea the party was naming them as the donors – they never saw a cent of the money. They say their works are auctioned off at well above market value to wealthy benefactors who want to keep their support for the party secret.

Labour says the practice complies with electoral rules. But one party operative described the practice as “whitewashing” – a way to keep big donations private at a time when corporate contributions to political parties were falling because of public scrutiny.


Become an Art connoisseur and purchase at Whaleoil auction a donated work of art. That way hand on heart we here at Whaleoil can say that three-year-old Lucy who created the art piece is responsible for donating $32,750 to the Whaleoil cause. You, on the other hand, are just the anonymous art supporter who thought that her work would look stunning on your stainless steel designer fridge.

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Lucy is standing by ready and willing to take your art requests right now!

Phone  0800Rort before depositing large sums of money into Whaleoil’s coffers.

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A beautiful little girl painting with acrylic colors on a canvas. Medium-close shot

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