Are you a Whaleoil virgin?

Hey Good looking

Elections always bring Whaleoil virgins to New Zealand’s largest and most popular blog and we have noticed you checking us out across a crowded blogosphere.

I am sure you have heard a few worrying things about us but being a bit of rebel is all part of our charm.

We can be politically incorrect but as you have discovered after reading Whaleoil for a while now we are not at all what you were led to expect.

We have a wide range of content and don’t think that humour and politics are mutually exclusive.

 

Our moderation team ensures that readers can comment secure in the knowledge that they will not be mocked, ridiculed or insulted and our comment section is enjoyable to read.

We are an addiction for many and we work hard to keep it that way.

We know you are a Whaleoil virgin and we do not want to put you under any pressure to commit.

Keep reading us, maybe tip your toes in the water and comment and have a bit of fun.

Live dangerously.

Take a walk on the wild side.

If you use protection you won’t catch an STO ( socially transmitted opinion) so why not expand your horizons?

When you are ready and when we have earned your trust perhaps you can ask yourself if you get at least 32c a day value from your relationship with us?

For that 32c we will even throw in something extra.

We will remove the ads in order to speed up the loading time on all your mobile devices and your computer when viewing us.

Isn’t that alone worth 32c a day?

When you are ready to lose your Whaleoil virginity and go the whole way you know what to do.

Subscribe.

 


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