The best Hugh Hefner jokes

Whenever someone famous dies the internet is flooded with jokes about them.

Now it is Hugh Hefner’s turn.

Hugh Hefner, the stiffest he’s been in 20 years.  

Hugh Hefner died this morning but they still cannot get the lid on his coffin.

News today of the death of Hugh Hefner has been met with shock and sadness. Especially by the makers of viagra , who have seen share prices plummet.

Hugh Hefner is now the stiffest he’s been in several decades.

Now that Hugh Hefner has died, will he really be going to a better place?

Hugh Hefner was a bit like my local McDonald’s: 90 year-old meat inside an 18 year-old bun.

Hugh Hefner sold the Playboy Mansion with the stipulation he remain as a tenant until he dies. Haunting it like the Ghost of Boners’ Past.

Single handedly responsible for so many young men doing things single handedly.

Part of me wishes that Hugh Heffner died during sex. Knowing that he came and went at the same time seems fitting.

It’ll be weird at Hugh Hefner’s funeral when guys are using tissues just for crying.

I never bought one magazine, but lord knows I stole them.

Hugh Hefner died of “natural causes.”
I didn’t know “fucking yourself to death” was considered a natural cause.

I hear Hugh Hefner died doing what he loved, which was smoking ground-up Cialis with a corncob pipe

Hugh Hefner sparked my love of reading.

Hugh Hefner has died,at the age of 91.
Playmates are really taking it hard.

Hugh Hefner left this world just like an old copy of Playboy, held together by a few staples.

Twitter users are honoring #HughHefner by typing with one hand.

Lawyers are going over Hugh Hefner’s will as soon as they can get the pages safely unstuck.

A true Pioneer! He’s the one that made America great again. He didn’t divide the country, he made us, COME together!

Authorities are trying to calculate Hugh Hefner’s time of death but thanks to Viagra he’s been stiff for the past twenty years.

Hugh Hefner died.
Layout through entire month of October then he’ll be buried in your father’s bottom drawer.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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