Face of the Day

If you’re feeling like this marathon runner, there are a few of us here that will help you get across the line.   But know this:  the last five days are going to be the worst.

All the last bits of dirt and scandal will be dumped.  Those that haven’t already got legal injunctions against them, anyway.  Others are being held as bargaining chips for possible coalition negotiations.  

We will have people whining about democracy being broken, polling being corrupt and even the Electoral Commission being racist.

Labour will hope you will be distracted enough not to notice their pitch was all about feelings but had no substance.  National hope you notice their pitch was like death but was actually on substance.  The Greens hope you will love your planet more than you hate Metiria.  David just wants to be loved.  And Gareth is flipping from denial to anger.

You, on the other hand, have one  job.  Go do your democratic duty.  Politicians aside, we live in a wonderful country populated by awesome people.  Newspaper stories aside, most of us actually like to work hard and are not victims.

5 sleeps left.

We can do this.

 


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