Labour’s big problem with negotiations

I’ve been thinking a fair bit about coalition negotiations.

Labour has a massive problem.

Their caucus is filled with luvvies and soft cocks.   

Labour is going to need some blokes who can handle drinking until 3am most nights.

I’m afraid that organic ginger beers and shandies aren’t going to cut it.

Chippie’s pink cocktails with umbrellas will just get him glassed.

If Labour are going to be successful in negotiations they are going to have to find some MPs that Winston likes to drink with.

Winston wants some blokes he trusts on the Labour side. Blokes who will drink until 3 am.

I’m not sure they’ve got any in their caucus.

Jacinda Ardern is the toughest one of the lot, but she can’t drink whiskey right now.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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