Labour’s big problem with negotiations

I’ve been thinking a fair bit about coalition negotiations.

Labour has a massive problem.

Their caucus is filled with luvvies and soft cocks.   

Labour is going to need some blokes who can handle drinking until 3am most nights.

I’m afraid that organic ginger beers and shandies aren’t going to cut it.

Chippie’s pink cocktails with umbrellas will just get him glassed.

If Labour are going to be successful in negotiations they are going to have to find some MPs that Winston likes to drink with.

Winston wants some blokes he trusts on the Labour side. Blokes who will drink until 3 am.

I’m not sure they’ve got any in their caucus.

Jacinda Ardern is the toughest one of the lot, but she can’t drink whiskey right now.


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