Let’s look at what is on the menu for Bill and Jacinda


Both Bill English and Jacinda Ardern have a hot date with an older man. The future of New Zealand’s next government depends on their ability to charm him and to eat whatever Winston Peters orders off the menu for them. Somehow I don’t think it will be a scone with jam and whipped cream or a spaghetti pizza. No, I  took a peek at the menu and some of it is going to be quite hard to swallow.

Included on the menu will be a generous serving of dead rats.

Followed by a main course of crow.

And for dessert, of course, a large slice of humble pie.


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