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Welcome to Whaleoil,

the election may be over but the fun is only just beginning.

Elections always bring many new eyeballs to New Zealand’s largest and most popular blog and we have noticed you checking us out.

We can be politically incorrect but as you have discovered after reading Whaleoil for a while now we are not at all what you were led to expect.

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If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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