If Whaleoil wrote subscription posts like political campaign ads


If Whaleoil wrote subscription posts in the same way that New Zealand political campaign ads are written how they would sound would depend on which political party we were imitating. If we copied the National Party our ad would sound like this…

Whaleoil will deliver a better blog for all New Zealanders

The choice is simple

Keep New Zealand’s largest blog moving forward

or risk it all on who knows what

Subscribe now because we are dependable and you know what you are getting whereas all the smaller blogs (apart from our support partner Kiwi Blog ) are unreliable, unmoderated and incapable of delivering trusted commentary and entertainment

On the other hand, if we imitated the Labour Party our ads would sound something like this…

Now’s the time to build a better, fairer blog for New Zealanders

It is time to have a conversation about our vision for the blog

Better headlines, better moderation, better insights, cleaner comments and entertainment for all

We will even write a post to eliminate child poverty

Cam’s ready, Pete’s ready

Let’s do this

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Spanishbride is pretty and has a nice smile so you can trust her to make decisions because we have an expert working group to decide how much to increase subscription charges after you have become a subscriber

If we looked at the Green Party for inspiration it might look something like this…










We love free speech



We love regressive liberal tears



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