Comrades lets sing our intern’s revolutionary song for our new Glorious leader

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When Jacinda’s inspiration through the workers’ blood shall run,
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun;
Yet Green’s force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one,
But Jacinda makes us strong.

Positivity forever,
Positivity forever,
Positivity  forever,
For Jacinda makes us strong.

Is there aught we hold in common with this coalition gang,
Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush this wondrous land?
Is there anything left to us but to blame it on the right?
When Jacinda gets it wrong.


It is they who built the businesses; built the cities where they trade; Owned the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid;
Now we stand confused and wondering midst the hydra we have made;
But Jacinda makes us strong.


All the world that’s owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone.
They have laid the wide foundations; built it skyward stone by stone.
Now it is ours, not to work for, but to squander and to own.
While Jacinda makes us strong.


Bludgers take the untold millions that they never toiled to earn,
But without a brain and muscle, not a single wheel can turn.
Cowed by Winston’s haughty power, lose our freedom when we learn
That Jacinda sold us for a song.


In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,
Greater than the might of armies, multiplied a thousand-fold.
We can bring to birth a new world as we wreck the one of old
When Jacinda gets it wrong.


This post was written by Intern Staff


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