DON’T read this and DONT look a gift horse in the mouth


Why are you reading this? The headline was very clear. You don’t like to do as you are told now, do you?

Well now that you are here don’t you DARE look our gift horse in the mouth. He has a gift worth $10 for you but I doubt that you would want it so why don’t you just go away and leave me alone.

Not you again.

Geez, you are harder to get rid of than that weird feeling that you left the iron on at home.

Since you won’t go away…

This month we are offering annoying readers like you the opportunity to try out a Whaleoil subscription for a month as our  FREE gift to you.

Yes, you read that right a FREE trial month but I am sure that you are not interested and have better things to do so why don’t you go read another post while I explain the benefits of this boring offer to an empty room.

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This is what your screen looks like BEFORE you accept our FREE trial month.



This is what your screen will look like AFTER our Gift of a one-month FREE trial subscription.


It is our $10 gift to you and if you are not hooked on the ad-free, faster loading experience after a month it is easy to cancel your subscription and I am sure that you will because you look to me like the kind of person who enjoys looking at ads like this one.

You have nothing to lose (apart from ads) and an uncluttered and faster loading experience to gain but I doubt you want to miss out on the opportunity to read ads for Russian brides and an uncluttered screen and faster loading times would be wasted on you.

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If you agree with me that’s nice, but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo, look between the lines and do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.

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