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It is time to buy a ticket to the best show in town. You have seen the movie Legally Blonde and now here on Whaleoil over the next three years we will bring to you the new Kiwi Reality politics show. A thrilling series that will consist of countless posts all about the ” positively ” gorgeous new PM, Jacinda Ardern and her sidekicks.

Jacinda Ardern stars in the new Kiwi reality politics show: Legally PM PHOTO-credit: Luke

It is going to be Game of Thrones meets Legally Blonde in a high paced, thrilling rollercoaster ride to eliminate child poverty, build thousands of houses and ensure that every single person in New Zealand big or small, black or white, rich or poor has the legal right to get stoned out of their mind!

Queen Jacinda is relentlessly….positive Photo credit: Luke

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