Poem of the Day

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A concerningly named Mo Leicester is very excited about Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern

Jacinda – its going to be official, Im sure you’ll be PM by Sunday.
I know you have felt trapped as Winston’s political detainee,
being chased around Wellington by the paperazzi,
but hang in there, a Labour govt will be an actuality,
before the week is out, you will be high-fiving Clarkee,
for his unwavering support and sensitivity.
You will surpass John Key to the highest degree,
uniting Aotearoa under one family tree.
This whole episode has has made us all super thirsty
So heres to you Jacinda, our new queen bee.

Well, gol-lee!

But justanzer tries to bring Mo back to earth

you are wrong sorry. just a little head’s up. I’m friends with Mr Mark’s and national will be back.

Only a little while to go, and we’ll all know.

….and then all hell will break loose.

 

– as harvested from Stuff comments


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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