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Comrades one thing Marxists do well is dreary and dull. Now that our glorious leader has been elected you can expect our newspapers to become worse than ever. The class struggle of the proletariat against the evils of capitalism is a long and windy road full of child poverty, conversations, focus groups and phone calls to the UN and Aunty Helen.

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If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.