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Friends today I am looking good and feline good. In fact, I am feline paw-some!

I’ve got my thinking cat on and I have worked out how to help Whaleoil to live long and pawspurr.

When SB told me that no one subscribed yesterday I said…

“YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW!”

This is an amazing blog and the mix of entertainment and information is just PURRRRRFECT.

I told SB that Cat-titude is everything.

 

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I used to read Left-wing blogs but they don’t like Cats with Chinky sounding names. Just look at this offensive meme that I found on one of their posts! Fur real.

Now I am a cat with very good breeding. In fact, I consider myself to be a pure bread cat so I know quality when I see it.

Now is the mewment you have all been waiting for.

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I am sure you don’t need any more Purr-suasion.

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