“Jacinda’s Beehive Antics”: The Reality TV series


The Real Politician of Wellington

Real Politician of Wellington

The Real Politician of Wellington gives an exclusive look into the meetings, gossip and glamour of the PM’s quirky SaveMart fashion items, her two pairs of shoes and life after the sad loss of Paddles the cat. Watch Jacinda as she navigates the overseas political scene while juggling her boyfriend Gayford, her career and a nagging sense of anxiety.

Episode One:

Tensions are running high following the trip to Vietnam and Jacinda attempts to navigate the fallout. With Winston and James still not talking to each other, the rest of the coalition try to get on with ruining running the country but things are far from sunny inside Parliament offices. Tune in tomorrow to Whaleoil’s ‘Real Politician of Wellington’ to find out if Jacinda’s new stress balls are helping and whether or not Winston has managed to find his missing case of whiskey.

Political Survivor NZ

The show’s premise is to subject the Labour, NZ First and Green politicians to a luxurious location (Wellington) while providing all the comforts of life such as food, whiskey and hairdryers in the women’s toilets. The contestants will then undergo challenges for 156 weeks. Divided into teams called “Political Parties”, the castaways must construct a brave new New Zealand while battling the opposition parties and one another.

Motto
The series’ motto, Outwit, Outplay, Outlast, is the three key factors to ensure victory in the game. “Outwit” is the strategic factor, where a contestant must cleverly make it through the game as unscathed as possible. To “Outplay” is to consider the other contestants and how to assimilate and/or manipulate them. “Outlast” stands for surviving as many days as possible.

Episode One:

Will  Winston Peters outlast them all? Will James Shaw be manipulated or assimilated? Will Jacinda Ardern manage to survive the hostile cut and thrust of parliament and still be PM at the end of the 156 weeks? Will New Zealand be changed forever or will it only be a flesh wound? Tune in to tomorrows Whaleoil edition of ‘Political Survivor NZ’ to find out!

-survivor.wikia.com

 


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