Cry Baby of the Week: Perhaps she should pack her own lunch?

Shamelessly nicked from Facebook, like the Herald does every day.

This is an email to a chef, about someone’s allergies.  

This is classic cry baby behaviour. I imagine breathing is even difficult for her.

Perhaps she should just pack her own lunch while we all shed a tear for her problems.

The chef should have replied:

“Dear customer. We apologise, but our 239 other customers are allergic to arseholes so as a result you’ll be unable to attend”




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