Oh deer: Germany opens “bestiality brothels”

A sigh of relief can be heard in Tiergartens across the Fatherland as news emerges of “bestiality brothels” opening up in Germany.

In unconnected news, the number of Syrian migrants in the country is now estimated at 1.5 million.

As news of the animal brothel craze hit German national broadcaster ZDF, anxiety among petting zoo ponies dropped precipitously. In November, a 23 year old Syrian man allegedly sexually assaulted a pony in broad daylight in front of children at a park in Berlin.

It is amazing how many issues of cultural incompatibility can be solved by simply making their sick and immoral practices legal. Already in Germany and the Netherlands, they are allowing paedophilia but only if the Muslim paedophile was already married to the young girl when he arrived in the country. If you are a young Muslim girl forced into marriage you are shit out of luck in Germany and the Netherlands. Your human right to not be sexually abused and raped has been sacrificed at the altar of ” diversity”

Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin told the Frankfurter Rundschau that Germany’s current laws enable “zoophiles” to carry out their sexual deviancy without contention. Bestiality is not illegal in Germany.

“There are now animal brothels in Germany,” Martin explained, claiming that people are turning to animals for sex as a “lifestyle choice,” the Daily Mail reports.

In one case, Martin told the Frankfurter Rundschau about a case of bestiality in the Gross-Gerau region of southwest Germany. She explained that a farmer began to notice his flock of sheep shy away from human contact when previously they were tame.

The farmer, who decided to rig a video surveillance system in his barn, witnessed several men sneaking in during the night to have sexual relations with the animals.

Using similar cases as this, Martin is calling for the government to make bestiality illegal across Germany. The Daily Mail reports that the German government was planning to reinstate a law that would make bestiality illegal after a sharp rise of incidents involving people having sex with animals.

Wonder who that might be?

Now, there are “erotic zoos” around Germany which people can visit to have sexual intercourse with animals such as goats and llamas.

The German ‘zoophile’ group ZETA announced it will oppose any ban on bestiality […]


Do you want ad-free access to our Daily Crossword?

Do you want access to daily Incite Politics Magazine articles?

Silver Subscriptions and above go in the draw to win a $500 prize to be drawn at the end of March

Not yet one of our awesome subscribers? Click Here and join us.

If you agree with me that’s nice but what I really want to achieve is to make you question the status quo. Look between the lines, do your own research. Do not be a passive observer in this game we call life.