Comedy Corner: Non PC jokes guaranteed to offend

I see a lot of women are browsing Whaleoil tonight

The dinner won’t cook itself you know.

A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, “Rabbi, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the Rabbi inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want
to have some fun?'”

“That’s terrible!” the Rabbi exclaimed, “but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house and I will put them with my two male
talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise
and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbi’s house.
His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, “Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!”

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