Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

?Some people say Jesus wasn?t Jewish. Of course he was Jewish. Thirty years old, single, lives with his parents ? come on. He works in his father?s business, his mom thought he was God?s gift ? he?s Jewish. Give it up!?

-Robin Williams?

Look at the story of the Native Americans. The white man came to this land and almost starved, until the Native Americans taught them to farm corn. Then the white man murdered them and stole their land. Today, corn is overgrown in this country, and we put high-fructose corn syrup in almost everything we eat. High fructose corn syrup is the leading cause of obesity, which causes diabetes, high blood pressure and death?to the white man. Delayed revenge. Well played, Native Americans. Well played.?