Roundup

 

I’m a southern man born and bred

and will be till I die,

I swim in creeks and round up sheep

and get the dog in eye to eye,

But there’s one thing that’s been puzzling me

and killing off all of me weeds,

There’s Round up in me Raro and 1080 in me tea,

 

It’s gotten so bad it’s enough for this man

to vote for those barmy Greens,

Even though they wanna legalise that Cannabis and get rid of the Queen,

Because there’s not a lot left at the next tick test

for want of ecology,

When you’ve got that Round up in your Raro and 1080 in your tea,

 

Round up in me Raro and 1080 in me tea,

The back paddock top soils blown away and all got washed out to sea,

And the government says that it’s very concerned so they’ve formed a committee,

Because there’s Round Up in me Raro and 1080 in me tea,

 

Oh possum and pigs and Mustedlids and cats and rats and mice,

Chewing up leaves and rooting up trees and they’re all up half the night,

But there’s one thing that’s gonna cure them all and it’s called me 3.0.3,

Cause I’ve got one waiting in the gate with five to come

with a Dum Dum filed for free,

 

 McSodium flouro acetate and paraquats man made,

Genetically modified mushrooms toadstools corn and rice and maize in me,

Copyright this, copyright that, copyright bees and seeds,

And they give a man Round up in his Raro and 1080 in his tea,

 

Round up in me Raro and 1080 in me tea,

The back paddock top soils blown away and all got washed out to sea,

And the government says that it’s very concerned so they’ve formed a committee,

Because they give a man Round up in his Raro and 1080 in me tea.


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ORANGE

  • A large round juicy citrus fruit with a tough bright reddish-yellow rind.

AMBER

  • Hard translucent fossilized resin originating from extinct coniferous trees of the Tertiary period, typically yellowish in colour. It has been used in jewellery since antiquity.

ORINJAMBA

  • Fifth generation Kiwi, social-political writer who left the Left sometime back and turned right. Heavily reliant on spell check with hopefully the intelligence to admit when he’s wrong and the humility to see the truth, irrespective of where it’s found.

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